ghostbots.art · onboarding
Usher
A scripted guide to this site
Scripted guide · no AI · your choices are not sent anywhere
In plain words
Usher is a scripted guide to this site. It asks what you are looking for and offers a few answers to pick from. Each answer leads to a short message with links to the right page, wing or guide. Everything it can say is in the script on this page; it cannot say anything else.
Boundaries
Can
- ✓Offers prepared answers and takes you to pages, wings and guides of this site.
- ✓Goes back one step, starts over, or lists every place it knows.
- ✓Keeps the path you took in this browser tab (session storage), so you can leave and come back. Closing the tab forgets it.
Cannot
- ✕Does not use an AI model and does not read typed text. There is no text field.
- ✕Does not send your choices anywhere and sets no cookies.
- ✕Cannot open an exhibit for you. It takes you to the wing, and a click on the card opens the exhibit.
- ✕Knows only this site as of Nov 4, 2026.
Definition
onboarding/script.js · the whole script · raw file